It’s a tough week for Alabama followers. Going through an period with out Nick Saban, the most important query in faculty soccer is “Who will coach the Tide subsequent?” On Thursday a person named “Legend,” which I pray is his authorized identify, known as into The Paul Finebaum Present to present his opinions on rumors that Dabo Swinney might go away Clemson and return to Tuscaloosa — and let’s simply say he’s not thrilled with the concept.
“Greg Byrnes: If it’s Dabo Swinney I’m pouring gasoline on myself and setting myself on fireplace on the 50-yard line. You may assure it. If it’s Dabo Swinney I’m pulling my arm off and taking that contract fracture and beating the hell out of myself. NO DAMN DABO! Do you hear me, Greg Byrnes?!”
So, a few issues earlier than we bounce into this. First, Greg Byrne is the director of athletics for the College of Alabama. There’s no ‘s’ on the top, Legend. Secondly sir, I feel you’ll have confused a “compound fracture” through which the bone breaks the pores and skin, with a “contract fracture” — which is nothing.
I’m going to present Legend a move on all this, as a result of the person is clearly very emotional. It’s been a tough week, and dropping Saban to get a broken-down Swinney, who seems to have misplaced his magic can be an enormous kick within the enamel.
Not that it’s price setting your self on fireplace or amputating your arm, however that is Alabama we’re speaking about. Soccer is life.