The Tampa Bay Buccaneers introduced that Baker Mayfield can be their beginning QB on Tuesday, and since it’s the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, it after all got here with some shenanigans.
Time to Bake.
Certain.
This seems like the quilt of a nasty early 2000’s album that folks purchase as a result of the quilt is bizarre, not as a result of any of the songs on it are literally any good.
That had us right here at SB Nation pondering: if NFL QBs have been early 2000’s pop-punk songs, which of them would they be? We’ve got some concepts:
AFC North
Baltimore Ravens: Lamar Jackson — Keep Collectively For The Children, Blink 182
Cincinnati Bengals: Joe Burrow — Fairly Fly (For a White Man), The Offspring
Cleveland Browns: Deshaun Watson — My Personal Worst Enemy, Lit
Pittsburgh Steelers: Kenny Pickett — Fingers Down, Dashboard Confessional
AFC East
Buffalo Payments: Josh Allen — This Ain’t A Scene, It’s An Arms Race, Fall Out Boy
New England Patriots: Mac Jones — Provides you Hell, The All-American Rejects
New York Jets: Aaron Rodgers — American Fool, Inexperienced Day
Miami Dolphins: Tua Tagovailoa — Face Down, Crimson Bounce Go well with Equipment
AFC South
Houston Texans: C.J. Stroud — True Believers, Bouncing Souls
Indianapolis Colts: Anthony Richardson — Mr. Brightside, The Killers
Jacksonville Jaguars: Trevor Lawrence — Ocean Avenue, Yellowcard
Tennessee Titans: Ryan Tannehill — Dammit, Blink 182
AFC West
Denver Broncos: Russell Wilson — I Love You Extra Than You Hate Me, NOFX
Kansas Metropolis Chiefs: Patrick Mahomes — Jesus of Suburbia
Las Vegas Raiders: Jimmy Garoppolo — Welcome To The Black Paradae, My Chemical Romance
Los Angeles Chargers: Justin Herbert — Woman All The Unhealthy Guys Need, Bowling For Soup
NFC North
Chicago Bears: Justin Fields: Freakish, Saves the Day
Detroit Lions: Jared Goff — Beverly Hills, Weezer
Inexperienced Bay Packers: Jordan Love — In Too Deep, Sum 41
Minnesota Vikings: Kirk Cousins — The Center, Jimmy Eat World
NFC East
Dallas Cowboys: Dak Prescott — The Future Freaks Me Out, Movement Metropolis Soundtrack
New York Giants: Daniel Jones — Hit or Miss, New Discovered Glory
Washington Commanders: Sam Howell — Distress Enterprise, Paramore
Philadelphia Eagles: Jalen Hurts — Bowling for Soup, Virtually
NFC South
Atlanta Falcons: Desmond Ridder — I’m Not Okay (I Promise), My Chemical Romance
Carolina Panthers: Bryce Younger — All of the Small Issues, Blink 182
New Orleans Saints: Derek Carr — Shoulder the Wheel, Saves the Day
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Baker Mayfield — Sugar We’re Goin Down, Fall Out Boy
NFC West
Arizona Cardinals: Kyler Murray — Existence Of The Wealthy And Well-known, Good Charlotte
Los Angeles Rams: Matthew Stafford — Thnks Fr Th Mmrs, Fall Out Boy
San Francisco 49ers: Brock Purdy — Taste of the Weak, American Hello-Fi
Seattle Seahawks: Geno Smith — Nonetheless Into You, Paramore
Particular Mentions
Carson Wentz: Cute With out the E, Taking Again Sunday
Stetson Bennett: What’s My Age Once more, Blink 182
Zach Wilson: Stacey’s Mother, Fountains of Wayne